6.20.2007
Pirates of the Caribbean 3
Um, I really liked Pirates 1. Pirates 2 I liked a little less, but still enjoyed, and really thought it was setting up for an exciting Pirates 3. However, Pirates 3 sucked. :( Arrr...
And it sucked because, somehow, despite this many gorgeous people cast, and despite trying to pack in as much action as possible, it was BORING. There was no energy or chemistry between the actors. They manage to make you not care about anyone's purported goals in the movie. Keith Richards is in it - but who cares? They don't bother to do anything interesting with him.
The supposedly climatic scene in the movie, after Calypso's release, with both ships circling around and around in a whirlpool, drags on and on forever.
All I have to say is FLUSH ALREADY.
Um, I really liked Pirates 1. Pirates 2 I liked a little less, but still enjoyed, and really thought it was setting up for an exciting Pirates 3. However, Pirates 3 sucked. :( Arrr...
And it sucked because, somehow, despite this many gorgeous people cast, and despite trying to pack in as much action as possible, it was BORING. There was no energy or chemistry between the actors. They manage to make you not care about anyone's purported goals in the movie. Keith Richards is in it - but who cares? They don't bother to do anything interesting with him.
The supposedly climatic scene in the movie, after Calypso's release, with both ships circling around and around in a whirlpool, drags on and on forever.
All I have to say is FLUSH ALREADY.
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